So you want me to get a haircut. First off I have a few ground rules that you’ll have to agree to.
- No ribbons or any other accessories that you deem cute.
- Absolutely nothing pink.
- No shaving me bald.
- Nothing that makes me look like a geek to all my friends.
All right? Sign here…
So I’m thinking I’d like 1/2 inch off the sides.
That should do it. You want me to see in the mirror? Okay..
What the hell happened? I am so pathetic. I look ridiculous. How am I going to explain this to my friends. I hate this. Where’s the contract you signed. I look like a girl. I’m freezing. OMG my life is over. Why are the squirrels laughing. I am humiliated. Get my lawyer on the phone stat. ACK!!!!!
Thank god for friends who will have your back. This is my posse. You’ll be hearing from them.