You will never guess what I found this weekend!
All this time that I have been with these people I live with I never knew that they were supposed to get me my own house.
Hah! I can’t wait to start house hunting. I wonder what neighbourhood is the best? Maybe I can find a house with a pool. Or a fixer-upper – that way I can completely make it my own. I would love to have a big yard with a tree and maybe a sandbox. Or maybe a cabana. That would be so awesome! Look – this is the perfect one!
What do you mean I can’t afford it! I don’t have to afford it. What’s a mortgage? What’s amortization? Downpayment? You guys are making this up. I need a raise! Somebody get my accountant on the phone, stat!
Sigh. Why are you guys always raining on my parade?