Hah! I knew it!
I am royalty! I am Lion! I am king. of. the. jungle! Hear me roar! Grrr!
Well, actually I’m just half. The other half?
M – i – c – k – e – y M – o – u – s – e. I even have built in Mickey Mouse ears, see? I’m pretty sure that will come in handy when I go to Disneyland. I wonder when I’m going to go to Disneyland. It would be nice to see my relatives. I better put it on the list for my next contract.
Huh. They said it was going to cool off. I wonder who they are? Cause I have a question for them.
Exactly when is it going to cool off? Also?
Would someone please move my water bowl closer? My tongue doesn’t go that far.
Pretty sure I get more than my share of mental stimulation. I certainly get enough mind exercise training these people I live with. And of course I do calculus. Also sudoku, scrabble, crosswords and butt sniffing. These are just a few of my favourite things to do.
Now that I think about it though, these people I live with hardly ever do any mind exercises that I can see. Sigh. Guess I know what I have to add to the training schedule.
I’m exhausted just thinking about it.
I had a pretty good weekend. Did the usual. Practiced my balance beam. I love, love, love gymnastics. I wonder when the next gymnastic olympics are?
Here I am waiting for my cue.
And there I go!
Practiced my new yoga move that I invented.
I call it Twisted Pretzel Pose, by Taz. Hey, that’s a good name for a band. Maybe I should start one. I’m pretty sure I would be a really good guitar player. Hey, maybe Pink would be my singer. She doesn’t even have a band. I wonder how long she’s been waiting for someone to ask her to join their band. That would be amazing. I’m going to have to ask her when she comes to see me in October.
Cleaned out my toy box.
Well that didn’t go so well. Apparently cleaning out my toy box was supposed to entail throwing stuff away, not throwing stuff all over the room. Hah! Like I would throw away any of my valuable collections.
So then I took a timeout for myself.
Yep, totally my idea. It was exactly what I wanted to do, absolutely! No, cheeky had nothing to do with it. Of course not, don’t be ridiculous.
Hey Brutus! You got your hair cut.
Looks awesome dude! Sure is nice to be able to see again and everything hey?
Psst. Dude. I have something I need to ask you. You know when you’re on duty guarding your place from probable intruders? Like this?
And then you’re still there eleventy hours later?
How much overtime do you get paid for? You must have a major bankroll. I might need to see your contract because I would love to get that much… Hey wait a minute. We both have the same agent. So how did you get that in your contract and I didn’t? What’s with that? Will someone please explain to me what’s going on? There must be something in my contract that makes sure something like this doesn’t happen. Ack!
I need a nap. I’m exhausted. Of course I’m not jealous, don’t be ridiculous.