I can see clearly now

Hey Brutus!  You got your hair cut.

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Looks awesome dude!  Sure is nice to be able to see again and everything hey?

Psst.  Dude.  I have something I need to ask you.  You know when you’re on duty guarding your place from probable intruders?  Like this?

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And then you’re still there eleventy hours later?

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How much overtime do you get paid for?  You must have a major bankroll.  I might need to see your contract because I would love to get that much…  Hey wait a minute.  We both have the same agent.  So how did you get that in your contract and I didn’t?  What’s with that?  Will someone please explain to me what’s going on?  There must be something in my contract that makes sure something like this doesn’t happen.  Ack!

I need a nap.  I’m exhausted.  Of course I’m not jealous, don’t be ridiculous.

Happy Friday.

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