Of course I know that I understand way more than 250 words and that I can perform simple mathematical calculations, like CALCULUS, but that whole counting thing? I don’t often need to count past 2 1/2 because that’s how old I am, but sometimes I need to count way past 5, all the way up to eleventy three. That’s how many pieces of kibble I have to move out of the way to get to the good stuff. Just saying.
Also? I’m feeling better.