Psst! You guys! You won’t believe what happened last night. I was downstairs in the tv room and all of a sudden I looked up and there she was. OMG.
Pink! Pink was in my tv room!
I could hardly believe it. I didn’t even know she was coming to see me. I was getting a bit worried because I knew she was coming to Vancouver but I hadn’t heard from my agent about whether her agent had contacted my agent about getting together with me because I was sure she would because I just love her so much and she writes the best songs for me. So I jumped down to make sure she was in my tv room and, yes, yes she was. See?
Ah, Pink. You are so pretty in person.
Apparently I’m a good host and offered her wine straight away. Except I didn’t even know I had wine and I wonder where it came from.
Pink loves, loves, loves wine! I love, love, love Pink!
We laughed and laughed and laughed. Ah Pink, you are so funny.
She’s cute when she laughs. I think she thinks I’m cute too, when I’m laughing. See?
I’m so happy Pink came to see me. This? This has been the best day ever!