I think I’d like to be a federally certified search and rescue dog. I’m pretty sure it’s what I already do all the time. I’m always having to rescue these people I live with from probable intruders and I’m positive that I’m already certified to search through the kibble to get to the good stuff. I wonder how much a federally certified search and rescue dog gets paid? I wonder if they get a pension? Think of how much sooner I could retire!
This is what my retirement would look like. All day long yoga posing while I nap.
Hah! Sign me up!