Far-i-day!

Friday! Friday! Friday!  Hurray for Friday!

I’m so glad the weekend is here.  That means it’s getting closer to my birthday and I can’t wait for my party.  I think I’m having a party. I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to have a party when you turn 5, cause I’ve never had one and my buddy Finn has had, like, lots.  This is what I got from his last birthday and it’s been my new favourite world famous designer soother toy.

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It’s a bit dirty, but that’s ok cause I don’t like clean.

Also?  If it’s in my mouth that’s when I know it’s time for my nap.

Have a good weekend everybody!

 

Wasn’t that a party, part 2

Psst, you guys.  There was something a bit weird going on at Finn’s birthday party and I’m not sure what it all means.  I’ve passed on everything I know to the detective that I’ve put in charge of this case.

There’s a cat that lives at Finn’s house called Mango.  Mango and Finn don’t get along too well.  Everybody knows this.  Mango bought Finn a birthday present – that jumping, obstacle course thingy (another reason I didn’t want to play with it – never trust a present from someone who doesn’t like you).  This is the card that was attached to the present.

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Sounds a bit threatening, right?

Here’s where it gets strange.  I never saw Mango at all yesterday.  Not even a glance.  She didn’t show up for the birthday party – after getting Finn a present she doesn’t even show up for cake???  Weird, plain and simple.

Until I saw this.

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I almost missed it but look what was on the menu under “Fruit Plate”.

Mango!!!!

Ack!!!  Poor kitty.  OMG I can’t believe it!  Just when you thought you knew someone. Ack!!!  How could this have happened!  I’m ruined forever!  Somebody do something! Why are you laughing, this isn’t funny.  Ack!!!

What??

You mean mango’s a fruit and you can eat it?  And Mango the cat never attends birthday parties and is hiding upstairs?  What??

These people are weird. Who in their right mind names their cat after a fruit.  That is as ridiculous as calling someone Apple or Huckleberry.  Someone should look over her contract to see what recourse she has.  Good grief, people.

Also?  Mango will never be on the menu at any of my parties.  Just saying.

An exclusive invitation

Look what I got in the mail you guys.  Woot Woot!

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I’m so excited!  I love getting exclusive invitations in the mail.

Oh, what?

Sorry, for those of you who aren’t bilingual, like me, (although to be accurate I am manylingual) here is the translation:

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My buddy Finn is turning two.

Hurray, there’s going to be a par-tay!  Love, love, love birthday parties.

Here’s a picture of Finn and me at his first birthday party:

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We were eating cake, cause that’s what you do on your birthday.  And now he’s turning two!  Wow, they grow up so … Hey, wait a minute.

I never had a birthday party when I turned two.

There were no invitations, no balloons, no cake, no presents.

No presents!?  No.  There. were. no. presents.

How did these people forget such a momentous occasion?  I am going to have to check with my agent.

Pretty sure these people owe me something, like an amazing surprise party with Pink as special guest, or a dinner cruise, or a weekend in the Swiss alps.  Just saying.