Treating me right

My favourite thing in the whole wide world is treats.  I don’t understand why anyone would eat anything else.  Especially kibble.  Yuk!

There seems to be enough treats for me but there’s just one big problem.

See?

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I have to stand like this for forever before anyone notices that I need a treat from my treat cupboard. What’s with that?

I think I need a bell. Or a nap.

Happy Friday everyone!

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I can see clearly now

Hey Brutus!  You got your hair cut.

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Looks awesome dude!  Sure is nice to be able to see again and everything hey?

Psst.  Dude.  I have something I need to ask you.  You know when you’re on duty guarding your place from probable intruders?  Like this?

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And then you’re still there eleventy hours later?

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How much overtime do you get paid for?  You must have a major bankroll.  I might need to see your contract because I would love to get that much…  Hey wait a minute.  We both have the same agent.  So how did you get that in your contract and I didn’t?  What’s with that?  Will someone please explain to me what’s going on?  There must be something in my contract that makes sure something like this doesn’t happen.  Ack!

I need a nap.  I’m exhausted.  Of course I’m not jealous, don’t be ridiculous.

Happy Friday.

Take your dog to work day

Apparently it’s National Take Your Dog to Work Day.

Right.  Like I don’t already have enough work to do here without going somewhere else and doing someone else’s work.

Why don’t they have a National Give Your Dog a Day Off Day.  That would be something I could support.  Look how happy it would make me.

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At least it’s the weekend.  Happy Friday.