Friday! Friday! Friday! Hurray for Friday!
I’m so glad the weekend is here. That means it’s getting closer to my birthday and I can’t wait for my party. I think I’m having a party. I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to have a party when you turn 5, cause I’ve never had one and my buddy Finn has had, like, lots. This is what I got from his last birthday and it’s been my new favourite world famous designer
It’s a bit dirty, but that’s ok cause I don’t like clean.
Also? If it’s in my mouth that’s when I know it’s time for my nap.
Have a good weekend everybody!
When I was two this was my most prized possession.
Now I’m three and I have a new most prized possession. I still like my other prized possessions too, it’s just that this one is more my age. I have to guard it all the time, just like my other one.
Having these prized possessions made for me by a world famous designer means that I can probably retire soon. I can’t wait.
Can somebody please get me some of that nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever so you can rest medicine?
I’ve had a cough and runny nose for the past few days and have had to cancel all training. I wonder if I get sick benefits? I’d better check my contract cause otherwise my next paycheck is going to be really small and I need all the money I can get so I can retire.
One bright spot, though. Look what I got yesterday! It’s from that famous designer. Hey, I wonder what event I missed in order to score that swag – I’ll have to go through my mail and invitations.
It’s been especially helpful when my head is too heavy and I need something to prop it up on.
I hope I feel better soon. I’ll see you guys later, I’m exhausted – I think I need a nap.